Wednesday
November 22nd
Do you ever get so tired you’re not even sure you’re awake?
This time of year I find myself walking around the farmhouse yelling “And cancel Christmas!” like Alan Rickman in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.
Is Prince of Thieves actually good or not? I’m afraid to find out.
“Hood” is such a shitty last name. I just remembered I had a great friend as a teenager called “Cathy Hood” and that her surname always made me think of squid.
State of being: “being silent so animals stay asleep.”
“Horseshit” is a really beautiful looking word.
I feel like owls don’t give a fuck. Which is too bad for them because so much owl-related merchandise and/or art uses the phrase “Give a hoot.”
Have you not seen Prince of Thieves?? It’s great, imo. Kevin Costner’s horrible accent, dreamy Christian Slater (I had such a crush), sexy-gravelly-voiced sheriff’s cousin (another crush), and one of my favorite movie quotes via Alan Rickman: “because it’s DULL, you TWIT, it’ll HURT MORE.” But if you hate it I never said all that.